It was prophets of darkness, the meeting that went wrong. The snacks had been tampered with, and chaos ensued. Reports of the incident are still coming in, but here's what we know so far:
# The Incident of the Century // Snack Security Meeting 44 // Report by: Agent F. F. Fuddle // Date: 2023-02-15 // Time: 14:00 // Location: The Snack Room // Incident Summary: // 1. The snack table was found to be compromised. // 2. The security team failed to respond to the incident. // 3. The incident resulted in a 4-alarm cheese stain.
The incident is currently under investigation, but sources close to the matter confirm that the security team's response was "inadequate". The CEO has been placed on leave pending the outcome of the investigation.
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