It's been 24 hours since the Great Snack Heist, and the office is still reeling from the aftermath. Reports indicate that a rogue bag of potato chips somehow gained sentience and began making its way through the office, leaving a trail of crumbs and despair in its wake.
Rogue Chips (suspect) Office Heroes (responders) Management (bystanders)
The incident is still under investigation, but sources close to the matter indicate that the rogue chips may have been influenced by a mysterious force known only as "The Szechuan Sauce."
All employees are advised to be on high alert for any rogue snacks and to report any further incidents to the Snack Security Hotline (1-800-SNACK-911).
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