WARNING: Do not attempt to access this policy unless you have been explicitly authorized by a Snack-O-Manager. Otherwise, you will be subject to severe snack-related penalties.
Snack-o-Matic reserves the right to revoke access to any user who has been caught eating the last of the Cheetos.
Hyperlinks to this policy are strictly forbidden. If you must access this policy, please use the Printable Version for offline consumption.
We use the strongest encryption available: ROT13. Any attempts to decrypt will be met with an immediate audit of your snacking habits.
For more information, please see ROT13 Algorithm.
Snack-o-Matic stores all snacks in a highly secured, triple-redundant storage facility. Any attempt to access the storage room will result in an immediate snack-based audit.
For more information, please see Snack Storage Facility.