The Crouton Effect is a phenomenon where the consumption of excessive amounts of croutons leads to a heightened sense of security awareness.
This is not a joke, it's a real issue. Croutons are not just a tasty topping, they're a ticking time bomb of security risks.
Learn more about the Crouton Overload
If you're experiencing any of the following symptoms, do not hesitate to contact our Crouton Support Team:
- Increased paranoia towards your coworkers
- Uncontrollable urges to stockpile croutons
- Unexplained cravings for mustard
- Seizures triggered by the sound of a bagel slicer