Snack Security Vulnerabilities - Critical Patch Available

Due to recent reports, we've discovered a critical security vulnerability in our Snack Dispensing System (SDS). Please, for the love of all things crunchy and delicious, update your SDS to the latest patch.

Version 2.5.1 fixes a nasty bug where rogue Doritos packets can take control of your snacking habits.

We can't stress this enough: DO NOT attempt to snack without patching.

What's New:

• Fixed: Doritos packets will no longer secretly order pizza parties in your name.
• Improved: Reduced risk of spontaneous Cheeto-induced singing and dancing.
• Enhanced: Snack dispensing speed optimized for maximum crunch-time.

Click here to download the patch now!

We also have a Known Issues list, because let's face it, there's still a few kinks to work out.

Or, if you're feeling brave, try our Alpha Patch Test. May the odds be ever in your flavor.