For all your snacking needs and also your lawsuits!
Our store offers a wide variety of snacks, from chips to cookies, and also lawyers.
If you're a lawyer looking to sue us, click here for our team of highly skilled litigants.
If you're just looking for snacks, click here to browse our inventory.
Or, if you're just looking for trouble, click here to see what kind of chaos we're cooking up in the back.
Disclaimer: We're not actually responsible for any lawsuits or snack-related injuries.