Warning: Consuming Paradox Puffs may cause temporary rifts in the space-time continuum, mild stomach cramps, and spontaneous combustion. Prolonged consumption may lead to existential crisis.
But hey, who needs reality when you can have a delicious, crunchy, and savory snack?
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