Our Employees: The Real Heroes

Meet the team that makes our website run smoothly, mostly.

John Doe

Our CEO, John Doe, is a master of doing absolutely nothing.

Read more about John's impressive lack of productivity

Jane Smith

Jane Smith is our resident coffee snob. She can tell you which coffee is the best and why you're wrong for drinking anything else.

Meet Jane's favorite coffee shop

Bob Johnson

Bob Johnson is our IT guy. He's always on the phone with our internet service provider, trying to get our connection to work again.

Read Bob's latest rant about our ISP