When the people cried out for a hero, brave and true
A figure emerged from the shadows, a warrior of the crunch
His name was not known, but his snack was mighty
He fought the forces of bland, of flavorless despair
He battled the armies of the boring, of the snackless snare
With a heart full of cheese and a soul full of spice
He brought forth the sweetness, the victory of the snacky
And the land was forever changed, in the annals of time
But little did we know, that his story was not done
For in the depths of the pantry, a new threat did arise
The Dark Lord of the Munchies, a foe of the crunchy and sweet
And so the hero set out once more, to vanquish the snacking beast
The Battle for the SnacksThe End (for now)