The Second Principle: The Irrelevance of the Fruit Snack

Principle 1: The Fruit Snack is a Distraction from the Real Issue

According to renowned Snack Theorist, Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth III, "The fruit snack is a mere mortal in a world of existential crises. Its sugary sweetness is but a fleeting pleasure, a temporary reprieve from the crushing despair of our snack-less existence."

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The Third Principle: The Emptiness of the Fish Stick
A satirical critique of this principle