Step 1: Gather 3 random salt flakes from your kitchen pantry. Yes, it's that simple. You can choose any type of salt, but we recommend the weird stuff in the back of the cabinet that's been there since the Clinton administration.
Mix 1: Salt Flakes of Chaos Mix 2: Flakes of Frustration Mix 3: Flakes of Desperation
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