Self-Sustaining Snack Vending Machine

Welcome to the future of snacking!

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Our Mission:

Our mission is simple: provide you with an endless supply of delicious snacks without ever having to restock or clean up after yourself.

We've got it all: chips, popcorn, candy, and even the occasional sentient toaster that tries to kill us all with its toaster-rays.

How it Works:

Just insert your payment method, select your snack, and enjoy the thrill of possibly getting eaten alive by a rogue snack.

We've implemented a state-of-the-art AI-powered snack dispenser that's sure to drive you mad with its unpredictability.

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Disclaimer:

By using this vending machine, you agree to hold us harmless for any and all snack-related injuries or fatalities.

Also, please don't try to eat the toaster.