Welcome to the Bad Beet Bites Menu, where we take the humble beet and turn it into a culinary abomination. Our beets are picked at the peak of ripeness, then promptly ignored. They're boiled, steamed, and even microwaved. We're not proud of it.

Don't forget to try our famous Beet Bloody Beet Blast, a drink so terrible it'll make you question the very fabric of reality.