Cookie Policy

Privacy Policy: We're Watching, We're Waiting, We're Judging

Your every move, your every scroll, we're always on the clock.

We're Snack, the ultimate snack surveillance state. We collect data, we analyze, and we judge. Our servers are always on, our algorithms never sleep. If you don't like it, leave. We don't care.

What We Collect

Your snack preferences

How We Use It

To serve you better (read: to judge you harsher)

We use our data to optimize the snack experience. We know your weaknesses and tailor the snacks to your deepest desires. Or, we know your deepest fears and serve snacks that will torment you into submission.

How To Opt Out

Don't be a snack-snob