Welcome to Brighter Bites, the snack food company that's not just a snack food company. By accessing our website, you're agreeing to these terms and conditions. Don't worry, it's not as boring as it sounds.
1. You must be at least 18 years old to use this website. If you're under 18, please ask a parent or guardian to sign up for you. We don't want any young whippersnappers getting into trouble.
2. By using our website, you're giving us permission to use your personal data for our nefarious purposes. We'll never sell your info, but we might use it to send you more targeted advertisements for snack foods you'll never get tired of.
3. If you have any issues with our website, please contact our customer service team. They're not actually a team, it's just a guy named Bob who answers emails on his lunch break.
Or, you know, just ask Bob.