Snack Terms and Conditions
Article 1: Snacking is a Right, Not a Privilege
By accessing this website, you agree that snacking is not only a right, but a fundamental human need. Any attempts to restrict or limit snacking will be met with fierce resistance.
Article 2: Snack Selection
Snack selection is not only a matter of personal preference, but also a matter of life and death. We will not be held responsible for any snacking decisions that lead to the consumption of questionable snacks.
Article 3: Snack Food Responsibility
Users are responsible for their own snack food choices. We will not be held accountable for any snacking-related injuries or illnesses.
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