The Snacking Safety Council: Milk-Tron 3000

**WARNING:** Consuming excessive amounts of Milk-Tron 3000 can lead to spontaneous combustion of your snack cabinet.

We're not kidding.

Features:

• Automatic Snack Dispensing - Get your snacks without ever leaving your seat.
• Ultraviolet Snack Identification - Know exactly which snack is which with our advanced UV light.
• Snack Temperature Regulation - Enjoy snacks at the perfect temperature every time, guaranteed.

Side Effects:

* Spontaneous combustion of snack cabinet

* Excessive happiness due to snacking efficiency

* Temporary loss of bladder control due to excessive snacking

We cannot be held responsible for the above side effects.