When faced with a daunting task, it's easy to get stuck. Here are some proven strategies to help you procrastinate effectively.
Discover a fascinating topic and spend hours reading Wikipedia articles about it. Who needs productivity when you're learning about, say, the history of dental hygiene?
Sort your papers, dust your pen holder, and marvel at the sense of accomplishment as you create a perfectly organized workspace. Bonus points if you color-code your files.
Research exotic destinations, book flights, and imagine the Instagram likes you'll receive when you post pictures of your perfectly planned getaway. Don't forget to include a spreadsheet.
Create an epic to-do list, complete with checkboxes, due dates, and motivational quotes. Then, spend hours tweaking the design and layout.
Get lost in the endless feeds of your favorite platforms, comparing likes, shares, and followers. Who needs deadlines when you have likes?
Channel your procrastination into creating masterpieces. Who cares about deadlines when you're creating something truly unique and unfinishable?
Master the art of writing unnecessary code snippets and creating digital distractions. Your future self will thank you (or not).
Remember, these strategies are proven to be 99% effective at preventing productivity.