The Burrito Incident of 2021: A True Story

It was a typical Tuesday morning in January 2021 when the unthinkable happened. John, a self-proclaimed "Burrito Enthusiast", decided to take matters into his own hands and make his own burrito. With a combination of mayhem and madness, John wrapped his cat, Mr. Whiskers, into a flour tortilla, complete with beans, cheese, and enough salsa to make a mariachi cry.

What happened next:

As John proudly presented his masterpiece to his bewildered family, the cat, now a feline-human hybrid with an intense craving for Mexican cuisine, began to awaken to its true burrito-filled destiny.

And so, the burrito incident of 2021 became a lasting tale of culinary experimentation and feline empowerment.