January 2nd, 2022 - The snack capital of the world.
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Cheetos: the snack that's so addictive, it'll make you wonder why you even bother eating anything else. 9/10
Pros: Crunchy, salty, and will leave your fingers orange.
Cons: Will rot your teeth, clog your arteries, and turn you into a human cheetos box.
Rating: 9/10 (I lied, it's actually 11/10)
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