Savage Snack Reviews

January 2nd, 2022 - The snack capital of the world.

Welcome to the most brutal, most savage, most honest snack reviews on the net.

Today's Special: Cheetos

Cheetos

Cheetos: the snack that's so addictive, it'll make you wonder why you even bother eating anything else. 9/10

Pros: Crunchy, salty, and will leave your fingers orange.

Cons: Will rot your teeth, clog your arteries, and turn you into a human cheetos box.

Rating: 9/10 (I lied, it's actually 11/10)

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