Why Not to Exercise

Because, let's be real, you're not going to do it anyway.

Why bother with the futility of physical activity when you could be binge-watching cat videos all day?

Exercise is so overrated. Who needs to move their limbs when you can just take the stairs 17 times and call it a day?

Plus, think of all the snacks you could be eating instead of exercising. Pizza, donuts, tacos...

If you're still feeling down, try our special Snacks For Sadness section.

Or, you know, just take a nap.

You know, for science.