Sushi Recipes for the Discerning Philosopher

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Sushi Recipe: 'The One with the Avocado'

Ingredients:

Avocados (3-4), Sushi Rice (1 cup), Salmon Fillet (1/2 lbs), Soy Sauce (3 tbsp), Unrequited Love

Instructions:

  1. Place avocados on a plate, staring intensely at them.
  2. Mash sushi rice, ponder the meaning of life.
  3. Cut salmon into thin slices, contemplating the fleeting nature of existence.
  4. Combine soy sauce, avocados, and salmon. Realize it's just a dish.
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