A shocking report has surfaced that the local burger shop on Main St. has been caught with a stash of 17 unsold buns, hidden behind a false wall in the storage room.
When questioned, the owner claimed the buns were, in fact, "artisanal bun sculptures."
Local residents are in an uproar, with some calling for the shop's "Bun-Gate" license to be revoked.
Read more about the Bun-Gate scandal.
Is it time for buns to become a food group for pets?
Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story, and don't forget to tip your server... with a bun.
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