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MONSTER SODA
MONSTER SODA: The Unholy Abomination That Will Destroy Your Taste Buds
Welcome to the lair of MONSTER SODA, where the energy drink of the damned awaits!
Taste the terror and unleash your inner beast!
Side effects may include:
- Temporary loss of sanity
- Permanent loss of taste buds
- Increased risk of spontaneous combustion