It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single serving of Mystery Snack in a 2022 August evening, is a snack most singular and true.
But what exactly is the Mystery Snack? No one knows.
Some say it is a flavor of Doritos, others claim it is a bag of Cheetos, but the truth remains a mystery.
Perhaps it is a snack of pure imagination, a culinary koan to be pondered and devoured.
Or maybe it's just a bag of plain old potato chips_goals.