Chipotle-Flavored Doritos - Because who needs human dignity when you have smoky, spicy flavor?
Avocado Toast with a Side of Existential Dread - Because you know the world is ending, and what's the point of anything, anyway?
Burrito Blast: The Inflated Tortilla - For when you need a snack that's 90% air and 10% regret.
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All snacks are subject to the whims of our capricious overlords and may change at any moment without warning.