In a land of infinite hunger, the Snacktastic was born.
A hero of the crunchy and the cheesy, the savory and the sweet.
Its legend grew, as did its stomach, as did its belt.
But fear not, for the Snacktastic shall live on!
Brave adventurer, seek the Golden Cheeto, the ultimate snack of the gods.
Its crispy, cheesy goodness shall grant you strength and wisdom.
But beware, for the path is treacherous, and the Frito-Lay shall not be silenced!
A snack of legend, born from the dreams of the gods.
Crunchy on the outside, cheesy on the inside, it shall grant you the power to resist the Sudden Craving.
But beware, for its power comes with a price: the price of a thousand midnights, and a thousand regretful glances at the fridge.