Sourness level: 3/10
Sweetness level: 1/10
This snack is a paradox of emotions. It's like a flavor bomb of contradictions. Imagine a bag of chips that's been left out in the rain, yet somehow, it still manages to be both sour and sweet at the same time. The sourness is like a punch to the face, but the sweetness is the whispered promise of redemption.
Has the snack gotten to you yet? Should you just stick to the regular kind?