The 3-Sour-1-Sweet Sensation

A salad of regret, tossed with a dash of despair, and a pinch of desperation.

Ingredients:

• 1 cup shredded lettuce (representing the crushing weight of expectations)
• 1/2 cup of pickles (the tangy sting of disappointment)
• 1/4 cup of blue cheese crumbles (the pungent flavor of self-doubt)

Optional:

• 1 tablespoon of tears (for an extra dose of sadness)
• 1 teaspoon of existential dread (because, why not?)

Side effects: Regret, anxiety, and a strong desire to never look at this salad again.

Want to see more of our deliciously despairing creations?

• Bitter Brew of Burning Regret
• Empty Nest of Emptiness