It's not just 1, 1, and 1, but 1, 1, and a pinch of this.

Snack 1: Cookies

Crunchy, sweet, and full of sprinkles.

Snack 2: Lemons

Tart, sour, and full of regret.

Snack 3: Pretzels

Twisted, salty, and full of existential dread.