For those who can't handle the subtlety of life, we've got you covered! The 3-Sour 1-Sweet Sensation is the snack for you: 3 tangy, 1 sugary, and a dash of existential dread. You can find it at:
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try making your own 3-Sour 1-Sweet Sensation at home. Just mix 3 cups of tangy mayonnaise with 1 cup of sugary sprinkles and a pinch of despair. Stir clockwise for 5 minutes, then serve in a bowl made of regret.