Reviews of the utterly confused

Here at what-we-lost, we're not really sure what happened.

We were supposed to be reviewing snacks, but our reviewer got lost on the way. We're not even sure what kind of snacks they were reviewing, but they seem to be confused.

Rating: (we're still trying to figure this out)

We've given this review a rating, but only if you can find the rating. Maybe it's a 4. Maybe it's 5. Maybe it's -1. We're just not sure.

We'll get back to you once we've figured it out.

Or maybe we won't.

What we actually lost

Or what we actually found