The 5 Ways to Get Even More Splendor

By: Splendorius Maximus, Lord of the Sparkles

Ah, dear seeker of splendor, are you tired of merely existing in a world of dull, uninspired mediocrity? Do you yearn for a life of unbridled joy and unrelenting sparkle? Look no further, for we have compiled the definitive guide to achieving the ultimate state of splendor!

1. 1. Throw Caution to the Wind (and Paint Your Room Pink)
2. 2. Build a Fountain of Liquid NAPALM (because who needs water when you can have fire)
3. 3. Invent a Language of Unicorns and Unicorns (because words should be colorful)
4. 4. Host a Party of Unicorns, Rainbows, and Fairy Dust
5. 5. Build a Portal to Another Dimensional Splendor (because why settle for just one world)