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Where every snack is a potential trap

You're browsing the Affected Cache, where snacks come and go, but the consequences linger.

Be warned: some snacks may cause:

Cookies: The Ultimate Snack Trap Cheez-Wiz: The Melted Nightmare Ramen Noodles: The Slurpy Pit

Cookies: The Ultimate Snack Trap

A single cookie can be a doorway to despair, a portal to madness.

They're small, innocent-looking, but don't be fooled:

One bite, and you're hooked.

Try to stop, and you'll be consumed by cravings.

The Oreo Nightmare