Algorithmic Croissant Bakers
Home of the Future of Flaky, Fancy Pastries
Welcome to Algorithmic Croissant Bakers, where the art of making flaky, fancy pastries meets the science of code.
We use only the most advanced algorithms and techniques to craft the perfect croissant, every time.
Our bakers are trained in the art of machine learning, and our ovens are programmed with the latest in IoT.
Check out our Quantum Whipped Cream for the most meta topping ever. And don't miss our Sigma Sprinkles for a sprinkle of math on your pastry.