It started innocently enough: a group of rogue kernels decided to break into the local movie theater and steal all the free snacks. But things quickly escalated when they realized the real prize was the popcorn machine itself.
A daring raid, led by the notorious Kernel James Butler III, saw the thieves infiltrate the theater's snack storage room, dodging pesky ushers and sneaky janitors along the way.
But the real question on everyone's mind is: what's the plan now that they've got the machine? Will they use it to fuel their next heist, or will they try to sell it to the highest bidder on the black market?
Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story, and in the meantime, try to enjoy your snacks responsibly.