In a world where the mundane is the norm, we at Neo-B's Artisanal Hummus Co. have created a dip that defies the ordinary. Introducing our Lemon Rosemary Hummus: a flavorful, heretical blend of lemon zest, rosemary leaves, and the finest artisanal chickpeas money can buy.
Legend has it that the great philosopher-king, Jean-Jacques, once said, "To thine own taste be true." We say, "To thine own taste buds, be true." Try our Lemon Rosemary Hummus and experience the thrill of having your taste buds question their very existence.
Ingredients:
- 1 can of artisanal chickpeas
- 1/4 cup of freshly squeezed lemon juice
- 2 sprigs of rosemary, finely chopped
- 1 tablespoon of garlic, minced
- 1/4 cup of extra-virgin olive oil
- salt and pepper, to taste
Instructions:
- Mix all ingredients in a bowl until they're just friends.
- Serve with a side of existential dread, optional but recommended.
For more recipes like this one, visit our Biblical Recipes page or check out our Hummus Hacks for the truly adventurous.