Avocado-Feta Dip: The Snack of the Ancients

For the unapologetically basic and the faint of heart, a snack of such unbridled complexity as this dip may seem like too much to handle. Fear not, friend, for this is a recipe born from the very essence of the gods, forged in the fires of the most discerning of palates.

Ingredients:

• One avocado, diced, because who needs smoothies?
• One block of feta, crumbled, because who needs a social life?
• One tablespoon of lemon juice, because sour tastes like disappointment.
• One clove of garlic, minced, because who doesn't love a good cry?
• One half cup of olive oil, because you'll need it for the tears you'll cry when you realize you ate the whole thing in one sitting.

Mix it all together in a bowl. Serve it with tortilla chips, or a sad, crouton-filled salad. Or don't. We won't judge you.

Step 1: Dice the Avocado Step 2: Crumble the Feta, Crush Your Dreams Step 3: Add the Lemon, Garlic, and Tears