By the power of the almighty Bacon, we shall elevate the ordinary to the realm of the sublime.
Join us in our journey to discover the hidden meaning in the most mundane of objects: the humble strip of bacon.
Learn the ancient art of Bacon Reading, a mystical practice that reveals the secrets of the universe through the crispy, smoky voice of the bacon.Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our Transmogrify Your Own Bacon exercise, where you'll learn to infuse the sacred essence of the bacon into your very being.
Remember, the power of the Bacon is within you. Harness it, and you shall be transformed.
The Bacon Sutra: A Guide to Enlightenment through Bacon