Bacon-Topped Potato Skewers

A culinary abomination where we take a potato, pierce it with sticks, and then cover it with an excessive amount of bacon.

Warning: not recommended for those with high blood pressure or a weak stomach.

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Recipe

Ingredients:

• 3-4 potatoes
• 1 lb of bacon
• 1 cup of mayonnaise
• 1 cup of cheddar cheese

Instructions:

1. Boil the potatoes for 10 minutes
2. Drain the potatoes and let them cool
3. Insert bacon sticks into the potatoes
4. Cover the potatoes with mayonnaise and cheddar cheese

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Health Risks of Excessive Bacon Consumption

Bacon: because who needs a heart attack in their 40s?

• Increased risk of heart attack
• Increased risk of stroke
• Increased risk of colon cancer
• Increased risk of spontaneous combustion (just kidding, that one's not real)

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Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is this really a good idea?

A: No.

Q: Will I get sick from eating this?

A: Maybe. Probably.

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