This 1-Bad-Snack is a travesty. A travesty of a snack. It's like someone took all the leftover bits of last week's snack and threw them in a bag.
It looks like a sad, sad thing. The color is dull. The texture is uninviting. It smells like stale disappointment.
But, you know, it's not like I'm going to lie, it's not like I'm going to say it's not a snack at all. It's a snack. Just a terrible one.