Energy-Free Bars: The Ultimate Indulgence for the Responsible

Because who needs actual energy, anyway?

Our energy-free bars are made with love, care, and a pinch of disappointment. With no added sugars, no artificial flavorings, and no actual nutrition, you can finally enjoy the taste of nothingness in a convenient bar form!

Try our signature 'Nothingness' bar, featuring a blend of stale air, regret, and the faint taste of yesterday's hopes and dreams.

Read more about our Nothingness Bar