Welcome to the Gluten-Free Bars of Doom!

Where the snacks are as free from gluten as the laughter is free from sanity.

Gluten-Free Snack Attack Gluten-Free Snack Prophets

Our bars are made with the finest gluten-free ingredients, sourced from the depths of the earth and baked to perfection in our underground oven of despair.

Gluten-Free Brews: Where the beer is as free from gluten as our sanity is free from reason Gluten-Free Gourmet: Because who needs actual gourmet when you're free from gluten? Gluten-Free Chaos Theory: Because the only thing more free from gluten is our ability to make sense of anything