Bitter Bites

Unsung Heroes of the Bitter Bites Universe

Bitter Bites: where the only thing sweeter than the taste is the sense of accomplishment that comes with eating something so unapologetically bitter. Meet our heroes: the makers of this culinary abomination.

Our Story prophets | Bitter Bites Recipe | Our Mission: Bitterness for All

Our Story prophets

Bitter Bites was founded by the enigmatic, yeti-like, figure of Professor Bitter. A man consumed by the void of sugar in the universe, Professor Bitter dedicated his life to crafting the perfect blend of bitterness.

His protégé, the inimitable Chef Bite, took the reins after the professor's disappearance in the Andes. She has been perfecting the art of bitter for generations.

Together, they've created a taste sensation that will leave you questioning your life choices.

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Bitter Bites Recipe

Ingredients:

Instructions:

  1. Melt the chocolateประก
  2. Add the crushed espresso beans and black pepper
  3. Stir in the disappointment
  4. Freeze until solidified

Enjoy your Bitter Bites at your own risk.

Learn about our mission to spread bitterness

Our Mission: Bitterness for All

The Bitter Bites Creed

  1. We will never sugarcoat anything
  2. We will never coddle our customers
  3. We will always strive to be the most bitter of them all

Bitterness is not just a flavor, it's a way of life.

Join our mission to make the world a more bitter place