Welcome to the world of Snack Batteries, where the energy is real, but the snacks are not.
Our team of scientists have developed a revolutionary new technology that converts your favorite snacks into electricity. It's like a toaster, but for your face.
Energy Bar: The Puff-tastic Power-Up is one of our most popular products. This snack-battery hybrid will power your devices for hours, but at a terrible cost to your stomach.
Or, if you're feeling fancy, try the Rock-Salt Chips Omega Point: The Crunchy Powerhouse. This high-end snack-battery combo will give you a boost, but be warned: it's a bit of a crunch-killer.
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Warning: Snack Batteries are not responsible for the inevitable sugar crash that will follow. Use at your own risk.
Side effects may include: stomachaches, brain fog, and a strong desire to snack.
Not responsible for any damage caused by snack-induced power surges.
Snack Batteries: Sustaining your addiction, one snack at a time.
Snack Batteries Inc. is a subsidiary of Energy Corp.
All content on this site is for entertainment purposes only. Do not attempt to actually power your devices with snack batteries. Seriously, don't do it.
Snack Batteries Inc. is not responsible for any damage caused by attempting to power your devices with snack batteries.