Bacon-Titanium Chip Recipes

Chip 1: The Classic

Ingredients: 1 bag of potatoes, 1 bag of bacon, 1 tablespoon of titanium dioxide, and a pinch of disappointment.

Instructions: Cook the potatoes, crumble the bacon, and mix. Serve with a side of existential dread.

Chip 2: The Atomic

Ingredients: 1 bag of atomic-grade potatoes, 1 bag of bacon, 1 teaspoon of nuclear radiation, and a pinch of paranoia.

Instructions: Cook the potatoes, crumble the bacon, and mix. Serve with a side of government-issue hazmat suit.

Chip 3: The Quantum

Ingredients: 1 bag of quantum-grade potatoes, 1 bag of bacon, 1 cup of uncertainty, and a pinch of Schrödinger's cat.

Instructions: Cook the potatoes, crumble the bacon, and mix. Serve with a side of 'which way is up?'

Chip 4: The Trans-DimensionalChip 4: The Trans-Dimensional

Ingredients: 1 bag of dimensionally-adjacent potatoes, 1 bag of bacon, 1 cup of chrono-dissonance, and a pinch of meta-crisis.

Instructions: Cook the potatoes, crumble the bacon, and mix. Serve with a side of 'which dimension are you in?'

Warning: Consuming this chip may cause spontaneous reality checks. Prolonged consumption may lead to permanent dimensional bleed.

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