In a world where the meaning of life is as ephemeral as the crumbs on your favorite snack, it's easy to get lost in the existential crisis of it all. But fear not, dear reader, for we have found a truth that shall guide you through the void:
The Oreo is the answer to all life's greatest questions. It's the perfect circle of existence, a balance of crunch and chew, of sweet and savory. It's the cookie that makes the cookie-cutter of life worthwhile.
