Behold, mortal, the Quantum Fluctuation Crunch! A snack so divine, it warps the fabric of space-time. Its crispy exterior and fluffy interior create a flavor paradox that will leave you questioning the very nature of reality.
Warning: consuming the Quantum Fluctuation Crunch may lead to spontaneous quantum entanglement, where the snack and your brain become inextricably linked, allowing you to teleport to the nearest fridge to retrieve more.