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Job Description: Chipmunk 2.0
We're looking for highly skilled, highly trained, and extremely well-groomed individuals to fill the position of Chipmunk 2.0. As our ideal candidate, you must be able to serve an endless supply of 2-chip snacks to a demanding clientele.
- ≥ 5 years of experience
in snacking
- Ability to work in a fast-paced environment
with frequent chip-maintaining breaks
- Fluency in at least 3 chip-related languages
(Doritos, Cheetos, or Takis)
- Physical stamina for frequent chip-fetching
and occasional chip-arranging
- Strong communication skills
for negotiating with chip-delivery services
Don't settle for just any job. Join the ranks of the esteemed 2-chip Atlas society. Apply today and receive a free year's supply of Cheetos.
Apply now!
Or, if you'd rather not, you can always see why you should really just stick to your day job.