The 2-Chip Atlas Society Manifesto

We, the connoisseurs of snacking, do hereby decree the following:

Article I: The Sacred Seven Principles of Snacking

• Snacks shall be judged on their crunch-to-chew ratio.
• Only the most majestic of snacks shall be served at social gatherings.
• The perfect snack-to-hand ratio shall be 1:1.
• Snacks shall not be served with utensils.
• The crispiest of snacks shall be reserved for Fridays.
• Snacks shall be stored in a place of honor, away from the sun's direct gaze.
• The art of snack-pairing shall be an exact science.

And so, we seal this pact in the spirit of snacky solidarity, for the benefit of all snack-lovers.

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